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Representative #1NAME: My Wang

NICKNAME: Ho Chi Minute

CAREER: Self-employed massage specialist.(I got a booth in the mall.)

CONCERNING ME: me personally like your lifetime.

LOVES: grain, noodles, chinese items.

DISLIKES: Racial stereotypes.

HOBBIES: Karate. Origami. Folding Kleenex cells into fancy contraptions.

APPEARING FOR:A white man. They’re thus large, if you know what I mean. *wink* No asian dudes, be sure to. (when you run white, you won’t ever return.)

Member #2NAME: Ibkaye Spot(we altered my final label in honor of my childhood dog)

NICKNAME: Veggy Hippie

JOB: Sales clerk in a natural health food store.

AROUND MYSELF:I’m a moment amount vegan. It means we just eat creatures which don’t eat chicken. I’m an associate of PETA and Greenpeace (save your self the whales!)

WANTS:i enjoy pets. You will find 17 kittens, 8 parakeets, 2 ferrets, and a three-legged, one-eyed, diabetic canine known as Lucky.

INTERESTS:Feeding my personal animals. (They’re my soulmates!) Burning down healthcare laboratories to truly save a hamster.

SEARCHING FOR:A people who can love myself as much as I love my personal pet.

TITLE: Manickal Krakakousky.

NICKNAME: my pals give me a call Shithead. (In my opinion it’s because I clean lavatories for a living.)

gender: certainly kindly. (Haha, that laugh never ever gets old.)

JOB: future Rock Star(Currently working as “domestic engineer” aka janitor, but we engage in every day on my xbox.)

REGARDING MYSELF:As I don’t mop flooring, i shall enjoy my personal booger and put it under my boss’s desk. After the times, I would making a comparison by which booger are bigger caribbean cupid MOBIELE SITE.

LOVES:Heavy Metal audio, Metallica, Iron Maiden. Chicks with tattoos on their foreheads.

DISLIKES:My mom cleansing my personal undergarments. I can’t help it to, i recently loveeee the smell from it when it is being held for just two weeks consecutively. Thats everything I call the natural fragrance of benefits.

HOBBIES: Headbanging, moshpitting.

LOOKING FOR:Some chick with larger breasts and a tattoo on the temple. As a final hotel small boobies become okay, although tat is crucial. Recorded teeth elective. No thinner chicks! Bulimia’s are not pleasant!

INDIVIDUAL CONTENT: have you any idea that i could consume and chew in addition?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . Im the agent I am also prohibited as of yet my personal customer. To suit your tips, the next guy are a female and its particular Sista Ibkaye you’re speaing frankly about.

Anywayz, Scopium, practices currently anyone of ma clients?

Na waaaa ohhhh. . . . Will you be both jubocycke and jmkbond associated with each otha or something like that?

Mind you ohhh. . . . I posses this busoiness by maself so I take in wheneva i’d like and that I become my manager.

One again I will say this, are you interested in ma customer ?

Eh. . . . This really is my personal job. So do you wish to date my clients or perhaps not?

Ahhh Ahhh. . . Im the agent I am also prohibited currently my client. For your information, the 2nd dude try a lady and its Sista Ibkaye you’re speaking about.

Anywayz, Scopium, care up to now anybody of ma clients?

I envy ur job oh. Its second to none.

I would become puking each day easily happened to be in ur shoes(that are quite too big in my situation)

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Mind you, this is simply not the actual only real job i acquired. Don’t forget the farting supervisor article in the otha bond.

[size=13pt]I’m a representative nicely thus I cannot date my personal people. I’ll buy the broker as well.[/size]

Which means you’re telling me personally that you’re internet dating yourself Damn. . . . Your betta go bring a head check ohhh

I envy your job oh.

Yes i am aware I got the best work ever!

GABRYWYL. abeg, please, cannot set my title up there. u see I am as well good-looking to get on this ya insane dating site. i aint featuring oh. would u need ruin show for my situation? . infact, we decline to believe it got my manickal u include dealing with. i’m sure absolutely some 1 more whom carries that label on nairaland.

HAAAAA. I know your getting good-looking bobo ohhh. . . I have seen your pic. You’re damn good mehn. . . Just pullin the thighs in right here.

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He envy’s everything

Abeg shey clem don apply ?

Clem try damn okay therefore she no fit incorporate. Because you be ma monkey boy, precisely why dont you apply first?

gabby im certain ure perhaps not referin to me[jay]because i 4 don problems u.in yours interest no skip ma commode dt i compensated you to clean.ill just be sure to have AN ESCAPE for your family and advice from yaba director* C**********8 thus the guy culd make d jobs faster.and to help you return back in blast.so u wudnt hold d protections waitin

dont dare become a nun? just how can bla bla bla progress today dat ure a nun?